vLES

I often confuse dream with reality. Maybe this fucks with my decision making sometimes. Maybe it just makes things more psychedelic. Well, the other day I was creepily hit on by a hermaprhodite lesbian in the vLES with a "huge clit."
Um. Gnar.
I mean, that's not funny... it's not fun. But is this someone's idea of a joke? Did I just miss the boat on hilarity? Writing about it makes me slightly giggly but still, it was overly creepy when it happened. The whole episode resulted in me booting this strange creature because I just didn't know what else to do really. I mean, what kind of dialogue can you engage with a "person" like this? Are they functioning on even the basic levels of human cordiality or cognizance? Part of me felt a little bad about doing it, like I was discriminating against someone that freaked me out for the mere reason that they were so utterly alien. Do I need to be more accepting of hermaphrodite lesbians in my life? This is just another useful lesson learned in the wonderful world of the vLES.

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