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To: Michelle Obama
Recently I had a dream, I repeat STRICTLY a dream. I hate to do this, but I would like to confess that your husband and I are having an affair. I don't know how well you two get a long or how the old marriage is working out, but I have the impression he gets a wanting for young midwestern hispanic girls around the hours of 8 a.m.-3 p.m. central time. I would like to at least give you a heads up as to why he really is gone around those hours.
I am not going to lie to you Mrs. Obama, or can I call you Mo for short? Just kidding! But yes I am not going to lie to you, your husband is an excellent dancer and kisser :O.

Hope the campaign keeps going strong,
I am sorry about this,
I guess it was meant to be,
I hope you don't take it personally,
Is it in poor taste to tell you we gave each other pet names?
<3
Liz

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