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February 4 2008 @ 4:17PM - 12inchDinger

This isn't a blog about my balls you perv. This isn't a blog about my genitals at all or any other kind of nuts. perv

I was at a karaoke bar last week and sang LA Woman while a deaf guy molested me from behind which reminds me of a funny story that I won't tell right now and I'll save that for another day cuz man it's a doozy and hey, is that how you spell that I don't know but it's a funny word that I don't really like to use that much cuz it's a stupid fuckin word and i want to spit in the face of people that use it which is fitting because i jsut spit all over my self and got my face a little anyway this deaf guy was touching me and I

this week's masturbation count: 5 the week starts on monday at 5pm

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