vLES

The End of the Vuniverse

Posted by DORK LORD, May 18 2008 @ 8:24PM

Kindof a sad night. The perpetual overcast blue-grey skies over the vLES seemed all the more melancholy. The lights of Pianos and Cake Shop seemed inviting but I knew what was in store - more vacancy, despair, forlorn longing for parties that will never happen amid their rendered walls. I'm waxing poetic obviously but the feelings for a place that doesn't really exist are real.

Snow White Crash Drive and the Undulating Thunder Globe

Posted by DORK LORD, May 11 2008 @ 11:02PM

Tonight was a night of current events, life, togetherness, and sorrow.

Passed through the binarily encoded superstructure to find JILL, tangomango, and Oliver having a delightful conversation about life. I saw it as my duty to interrupt with pleasantries when it hit me: These are genuinely nice people that enjoy coming here in the evenings.

ILLICIT TOURS WITH AVIVA AND OLIVER

Posted by , April 27 2008 @ 6:21PM

Oliver and I are hosting a personalized tour of the outer limits of the VLES that users haven't seen yet. We have access to stores, locked bars, the park, the netherworld of the VLES, and really REALLY high up places above the rooftops that we want to take you. The thing is, you can't access these spots without a host guide (we have magical powers to transport you anywhere we damn well please). So come in world on Sunday nights from 9-11pm and we will blow your effing minds dudes. FREALS.

We can't wait to blowing them each and every Sunday night!

Aviva and Oliver

vLES website update!

Posted by Macon, April 27 2008 @ 4:59PM

Howdy Folks!

Our team have been working hard over the last few months creating a smoother experience here at vLES.com. We value all of the suggestions for the website that you have come up with, many of which you posted in the forums. You may recognize some of the improvements right off the bat, but for those of you who like lists, here you go!

vLES Update 1

- Redesigned Landing page

- Redesigned Home page

- New Comment Interface (try it out, leave your friends some comments)

Jarvis! JARVIS!!!

Posted by , April 27 2008 @ 4:27PM

I hope all my pals go to the Jarvis Cocker LIVE APPEARANCE in the VLES on Wednesday. I'm so excited! He's sort of a Kate Moss for dudes. Style and music icon. I got to see him DJ live at the APC party during Fashion Week once and I had a total Zack Attack. If you're going to the event will you email me? Let's HANGGGGG with The Jarvs.

xo
Aviva

the DORK HOUR

Posted by DORK LORD, April 17 2008 @ 11:08PM

PARTY UPSTAIRS AT ANNEX!!!! Caught the last moments of hilarity with SERPENTOR but flaminboi24, moonlitrose, JILL, DaveCu, and rockets rolled on.

The music bug was buzzing around. I noticed if you keep toggling the sound in the lower left hand volume pop-out control, it helps it... or at least it helped tonight.

Teleportation was spotty in the upstairs of Annex. One user claimed to be able to teleport but I was unable to tele or summon up there.

sun

Posted by spekler, April 17 2008 @ 11:54AM

does looking at the sun make you sneeze?

achoooo

As the Virtual World Turns

Posted by DORK LORD, April 14 2008 @ 12:07PM

I reappeared to a VERY enthusiastic Aviva and Oliver on the edge of the world just BUZZING with creativity and life! I was thrilled to hear about the forthcoming "Illicit Tours" event and that they'd successfully kidnapped a vSider and tested out some of the fun tactics we've been training for in host camp lately.

Suddenly, Oliver went MAD with power! Generating bots and having them all commit suicide over the edge of the world. I couldn't let him do such an inhuman and despicable act! The power was too much for him to handle - so I stepped in.