vLES

Kindof a sad night. The perpetual overcast blue-grey skies over the vLES seemed all the more melancholy. The lights of Pianos and Cake Shop seemed inviting but I knew what was in store - more vacancy, despair, forlorn longing for parties that will never happen amid their rendered walls. I'm waxing poetic obviously but the feelings for a place that doesn't really exist are real.

Tonight was a night of current events, life, togetherness, and sorrow.

Passed through the binarily encoded superstructure to find JILL, tangomango, and Oliver having a delightful conversation about life. I saw it as my duty to interrupt with pleasantries when it hit me: These are genuinely nice people that enjoy coming here in the evenings.

PARTY UPSTAIRS AT ANNEX!!!! Caught the last moments of hilarity with SERPENTOR but flaminboi24, moonlitrose, JILL, DaveCu, and rockets rolled on.

The music bug was buzzing around. I noticed if you keep toggling the sound in the lower left hand volume pop-out control, it helps it... or at least it helped tonight.

Teleportation was spotty in the upstairs of Annex. One user claimed to be able to teleport but I was unable to tele or summon up there.

I reappeared to a VERY enthusiastic Aviva and Oliver on the edge of the world just BUZZING with creativity and life! I was thrilled to hear about the forthcoming "Illicit Tours" event and that they'd successfully kidnapped a vSider and tested out some of the fun tactics we've been training for in host camp lately.

Suddenly, Oliver went MAD with power! Generating bots and having them all commit suicide over the edge of the world. I couldn't let him do such an inhuman and despicable act! The power was too much for him to handle - so I stepped in.

I often confuse dream with reality. Maybe this fucks with my decision making sometimes. Maybe it just makes things more psychedelic. Well, the other day I was creepily hit on by a hermaprhodite lesbian in the vLES with a "huge clit."
Um. Gnar.

Teleportation is giving me the munchies! Is this really real son?

Today's the first day after debriefing from master control. Our new chips are being implanted and the tech-knighting has begun. It's clear DORK LORD is to embark on a wondrous journey into the unknown... one that may be divorced from self or perhaps closer to the dark hate that lies within.

Stay tuned.

D.LORD